| Name | Seen First In: | Who s/he is |
| Gage, Euphonia Roff | | Junior Goodwinter's grandmother. Is what Qwill calls a "purplist," that is, a lover of purple and believer of the energy it carries. Eighty-eight years old. Dies at the Park of Pink Sunsets in Florida. Qwill doesn't buy into the suicide theory put forward by the police, and it turns out he's right. |
| Gippel, Scott | Post Office | City councilman. Obese and requires two chairs to sit. Also a used-car dealer in Pickax. He's the only businessman to refuse to join the Pickax Boosters. |
| Glanz, Andrew | On/Off | Antique dealer in Junktown who was killed by a fall onto an antique finial in his shop. |
| Glinko's, The | | Mr. and Mrs. Glinko run a service network out of their home. He "dispatches" the repair people, and Mrs. Glinko keeps the books - she's a "living computer." |
| Goode, Wetherby | Closet | a.k.a. Joe Bunker. Meteorologist for Pickax's radio station, WPKX. Plays piano, specializes in cocktail music. He usually has a literary phrase to match the type of weather he is forecasting. |
| Goodwinter, Alexander | Brahms | Fanny Klingenschoen's attorney. Very much a "stuffed shirt." He and sister Penelope are partners of a law firm. He is always going to Washington and has a woman there named Ilya Smfska. Killed in a plane crash. |
| Goodwinter, Amanda | Post Office | Irascible owner of Amanda's Design Studio. Also a city council member. Once dated Arch Riker, but with her attitude, she's probably the type who will never marry. |
| * Goodwinter, Emory | There | a.k.a. Charles Edward Martin. Falsified his death and returns to Pickax to participate in a murder plot with his sister Melinda. |
| Goodwinter, Ephraim | Shakespeare | Founder of the Pickax Picayune. Senior Goodwinter's grandfather. Was killed by hanging, but there's controversy of whether it was suicide or a lynching. |
| * Goodwinter, Gertrude "Gritty" | | Senoir Goodwinter's wife and mother to Junior. Is the not-so-respectable widow. She sells the Picayune to Don Exbridge at XYZ Enterprises, and the farmhouse to Herb Hackpole. She moves in with Don Exbridge, and is killed in a car crash while going on a trip with Harry Noyton, all within a few weeks of her husband's death. |
| Goodwinter, Dr. Halifax | Post Office | Affectionately called Dr. Hal. Melinda Goodwinter's father and Pickax area doctor. Commits suicide after his wife dies. |
| * Goodwinter, Mrs. Halifax | Mountain | Invalid wife of Dr. Halifax. Dies after a long 15 year illness. |
| Goodwinter, Jody | Shakespeare | Junior's wife and a dental hygienist at Dr. Zoller's office in Pickax. She and Junior have a son and a daughter. |
| Goodwinter, Junior | Brahms | Husband to Jody and managing editor of the Pickax Picayune when it was still in circulation. Graduated from the state university with a degree in journalism. Now the managing editor of the Moose County Something. |
